The Microsoft/Danger Server Support Team

We've all talked about this guy...At Last....A Picture of Him.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said,
'Mujibar,you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken about him.
I know I have.

Recipe from the TWiT Army Mess Hall - Shellfish Paella Risotto

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• 1/2 onion, chopped
• 1/2 pound hot or sweet Italian sausages, casings removed
• 1.5 pound clams
  
• 4 8-ounce bottles clam juice
• 1 teaspoon saffron threads
• 2 cups arborio rice or medium-grain rice
• 1/2 cup dry white wine
• 1/2 pound uncooked medium shrimp, peeled, deveined
• 1 10-ounce package frozen peas, thawed
• 2 large plum tomatoes, seeded, chopped

Preparation:

Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in heavy large saucepan over medium heat. Add chopped onion and cook until almost tender, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes. Add sausage meat. Cook until sausage is no longer pink, breaking up with fork, about 5 minutes. Add clams and mussels. Increase heat to medium-high, cover and cook until shells open, about 5 minutes. Transfer clams and mussels to medium bowl, discarding any that do not open. Cover shellfish and keep warm.

Meanwhile, combine clam juice and saffron threads in small saucepan; bring mixture to simmer. Reduce heat to low; keep warm.

Add rice to same saucepan that clams and mussels were cooked in and stir 2 minutes over medium heat. Add dry white wine and cook until wine is evaporated, stirring constantly, about 3 minutes. Add warm clam juice mixture and simmer until rice is just tender and liquid is creamy, stirring frequently, about 20 minutes.

Mix shrimp, peas and chopped tomatoes into risotto and cook until shrimp are just cooked through, stirring frequently, about 3 minutes. Season risotto to taste with salt and pepper. Top risotto with clams and mussels and serve immediately.